Today I got a wonderful call from a wonderful person, and it made me smile ear to ear. It also made me think quite a bit (and, dammit, thinking hurts).

I ended up going out with Michael tonight. First to Chinese dinner with his friends Kevin and Ariana. The food was wonderful. Even the Honey Walnut Shrimp that made my mouth and throat itch (I'm allergic to walnuts). During dinner, the topic of conversation turned to porn, and then strangely to beastiality. Ariana told us about this strange thing she saw about a man who swears he can fall in love with dolphins. I couldn't stop the following from coming out of my mouth:

Doing my best Joey from "Friends:"
How you doin'?
And then my best dolphin orgasm:
Eee eee! Eee eee! Eeeeeee!

I don't think I've ever gotten a bigger laugh in my life. We're talking, everyone choking on their food laughing so hard. And I was actually very proud of myself. I thought it would be a little funny, not that damn funny. And it was. Maybe not as I write it... I guess you had to be there to fully enjoy it. Stop looking at my funny, you would have laughed too!

Then Michael and I went ice skating, as planned. And I'd like to say that I didn't fall once! Yes, the girl who has never been ice skating, nor roller blading, didn't fall! A little applause, please?

After the skating, we decided to pay a visit to my friend Sara. Sara and her boyfriend Ron were kicked out of their apartment, and are currently staying with Mandy. I warned Michael before we went that the group can get a little rowdy, and most surely would be drunk. And I was right. But he didn't seem to mind. He said it reminded him of his college years, and he decided to go buy Southern Comfort from the store across the street.

Oh, my... Southern Comfort is nice. Methinks I drank a wee bit too much. And I'm such a fucking lightweight, it's sad. Sara was being her usual cute self as we were leaving and gave Michael the third degree about whether or not he was sober enough to drive. Afterall, she said, he finished off an entire bottle of SC. Then she realised she need not worry, as I was the one who kept hitting that bottle throughout the night.

But, at least I did have a good time tonight. Except for the fact that my mind was somewhere else... Even the whiskey couldn't help that...

*sigh*

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